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Well we all survived another weekend here in the FORT.


We went to Sliders on Saturday night for $1 beers because we like beer and we are cheap. SIDE SHOW BOB was there, so we had that going for us.

Then we headed back to the BC Manor for some TEXAS HOLD'EM. That's what we do, that's all we do.

We also played a little BLACKJACK, which I got 21, BLACKJACK, on my one and only hand for money. I'm a natural, VEGAS here I come.
It looks like JACKIE has been hitting the bars pretty hard down there in Florida.

...is WEDNESDAY is the NEW SATURDAY?

It seems that Wednesday is the new Saturday night around the old manor. Last night it sounded like we were having a game night, with the drinking and the laughing and yelling. I don't think they played poker, but I couldn't be sure because I was "sleeping". You all know that I normally am a promoter of such debauchery, but sometimes I actually have to be to work early. Today happened to be one of those days. Its okay, I really didn't need to be alert at that meeting I had first thing this morning.....or did I?
At least Erin text messaged me: "Potts if you want to get drunk with us. Sorry in advance if we wake you up later!"
THANKS. I am not saying they were loud, but laying on THIS beach would have been more tranquil.

This is JENNIFER

This is Jennifer, Melissa's sister. That is Melissa and B-rad in the picture too, but you already know us. She lives in Tampa, is a virgo, drives a winnebego, bobsleds, is a shark wrangler, loves hurricanes and enjoys naked hippy dancing on the beach. Okay I made up the part about the sharks and the naked part....or did I? Okay I made most of it up.
She visited this site one day when she must have been really really really really really really really bored and was disappointed about her name not being mentioned in my Florida Vacation post. I am disappointed that she stopped by this sweet sweet site and didn't leave a comment. I guess both of us will get over it.
So lately, people have been noticing my SHIT FUCK DAMN tourettes syndrome more and more. This guy is in my support group. Notice how he says whore(that ones for you SAG).

MMMmmm Tres Margaritas or was it ?

I went to TRES MARGARITAS tonight for chips and salsa(my main food source) and the PORK BURRITO as usual, but tonight Tres was a little different as they had

a very LOUD Mariachi Band. Do people actually find trumpets blaring in there ear relaxing while they are eating? For me, NOT. I find it annoying, extremely annoying and Tres Margaritas can't be cheap like most restaurants(or just the ones that I worked in) and just have the radio on the Spanish channel or a guy with a guitar. No, they have a FRICK'IN LOUD twelve piece band. Did I mention LOUD, they did play a mean version of tequila(three or four times) I just prefer the trumpets not be three inches from my ear.
Anyway, THIS actually happened to me at Squaw Valley Ski Area in California. Yeah it sucked, stupid coat.

ME LIKE DRINKY

Trivia at POTTS just like the good old days(DAMMIT BOBBY). Unlike the good old days we freek'in sucked. I mostly blame MARK and my general lack of knowledge. We did win a free pitcher of beer, but how could we not with a name like 'ME LIKE DRINKY'. Then it was back to the MANOR for beers and to let B-rett take all of our money at poker. I think next time I am just going to give B-rett my money and get a couple more hours of sleep.

Erin I think you may need to CLICK HERE .

Random Link of the day:
Check this out, this must be footage of TIM as a baby.

STUPID CAMERA TICKETS

I got another one of those F*%$ING camera tickets. I frick'in hate those things. I think its the curse of the BCM or could it just be that I drive too fast? I'm going with that CURSE excuse. I really don't even remember getting this one, plus what is this town coming to if you can't drive 10 MPH(I "allegedly" was going 40 in a 30 MPH zone) over the bleeping speed limit without getting a ticket. That is all.

WHO WILL IT BE?

Which TEAMS will make it to the SUPER BOWL?




Which TEAM will win the SUPER BOWL?
Can the Pat's be beat again?
Can the dirty birds beat those other birds?
I need answers to these questions before I can bet on it.

Random Topic of the Day:
Do you remember that HONDA commercial where they split the screen with a HONDA model and a person who was supposed to look like that model. HERE is the rest of that commercial, in honor of the HONDA I borrowed while the P-FINDER was in the shop.

BUSTED

For those of you who have had the luxury of using my bathroom at the Bear Creek Manor, you may recall that my fliptop trash can looks like this.

You may be asking yourself, why the "BLEEP" B-rad talking about his trash can? Can't he come up with anything better to talk about? I know I would, but there could just be a method to my madness.

It seems the Bear Creek ZOO has struck again, but this time I was ready. TICAL's a relatively a good dog most of the time, but he is quite fond of trash and every once in a while he dumps it out all over the place. I decided to set a trap to try and catch him at it. Lets just say it worked as he got my trash can lid stuck on his head.


I am a little curious as to how long TICAL was wearing his new necklace.

Back in the CO

I'm back in the CO and I got the Pathfinder back just in time, as it snowed overnight, I went from the beach to shoveling snow in one day.

I flew to Dallas Texas on a Delta Airlines Regional Jet(read small) and then switched to another, yet smaller Regional Jet to make my way on to Fort Walton Beach Florida.

The jets were so small that I couldn't even fit in the bathroom. I had to turn my feet sideway just to get the door shut and once I got the door shut I realized that not only were my feet to big but I was too tall. I had to stand with my feet pointing to the side and my head leaned all the way back which make for an uncomfortably daunting task. Plus I wasn't very impressed with Delta's flight-attendants as I found then extremely unattractive and grumpy.


The weather was great, NO HURRICANES(phew),very relaxing.

every time I go to Florida I want to see an alligator, but again I walk away disappointed with nothing to show for it but this sign. I guess next time I am going to have to hire Steve Irwin( the Crocodile Hunter) himself to find me one or NOT.

I was kind of surprised that Jackie didn't drive up to see me, since I did drive all the way across the country to help her move.

GO'in GULF SIDE

Well I've been working so hard in 2005 I think I deserve a vacation, so Florida here I come. I think Hurricane Season is over.

(cross your fingers)

I leave in the morning and I am looking forward to the warm weather and the beach compared to our freezing temps and snow.

Did you know that ERIN'S WEBSITE has been around for a whole YEAR. Thats just CRAZY-INSANE(a year ago I thought the internet was just a convienent way to view porn). SO go and check it out because I am not really sure how convenient internet access will where I am staying in Florida, so I may be "incommunicado" as JODI would say(sorry to hear about your strep throat). I know you all will be REALLY REALLY sad.

I MISS my gas guzzling SUV

It started snowing today and if you read the previous post you'd remember that my 4x4 Pathfinder is in the Shop, thus I find myself driving around an two-wheel drive Honda Accord.

The Accord is a fine car that I am pretty convinced doesn't use any GAS at all, but it literally feels like I am laying on the ground as I drive around.
Back to the snow, the Honda seems to go fine through it once you are moving, it's starting off that gets me. Did I mention that I miss my SUV, even if it is a gas guzzler.

I just got an email from Jackie, she just started her own Bread Company.

BIMBO GRANDE. HERE are some other products with some messed up names.

P-Finder DOWN

I would like to introduce you to the proud new owner of the Pathfinder (aka: the DONKEY, aka: the Incredible Hulk, aka: P-Finder): John Elway Autonation, that is until I can come up with enough money to pay the repair bill and its a doozy.

This is a crude representation of the expression on my face just before I blacked out while on the phone with the dealer.
So for everyone that has ever taken advantage of a free ride in the old Pathfinder(you know who you are), I really think its time to make a donation to the "Get my Car BACK" fund. You can go down to your nearest Wells Fargo to make a donation(cash also excepted).

On a lighter note, THIS just made me laugh and reminded me of TIM for some reason.

Only Time Will Tell

It sounds like the New Years party at the ole BCM was a success even if I wasn't there. I feel like I really missed out. I was going to show all six of you my new technique on the Foosball table. I guess its good that I got that video camera so I can still SHOW you.

Well I wouldn't have believed if I didn't see it, the BRONCOS weren't "le tired" against the fourth stringers of Indianapolis and have secured the second Wild Card spot and sixth seed overall in the AFC by beating the Colts. It seems like ground hog year, as it's the exact senerio that the Broncos were in last year, in which they beat the Colts to get into the playoffs and then lost to the Colts 41-10 in the first round.
Can the Broncos win or will they be destined to repeat history. Only time will tell.