FRIDAY night I went to CHIPPERS NORTH COLLEGE CENTER for a team building exercise for work, which basically means that my co-workers and I were free alcohol/bowling/food whores. GO TEAM! In the meantime Erin was home alone, unsupervised and decided to use the BBQ grill for the first time since the UNFORTUNATE BBQ GRILL INCIDENT in the Princeton house.
Most of you know the story and if you don't here is a quick run down. [Erin + BBQ = B-rad saving the HOUSE w/hose from BURNING while waiting for the fire department to arrive] Lets just say it happened again on a much smaller scale and we are reduced to using the GEORGE FORMAN Lean Mean Grill'in Machine.
NOTE TO ERIN-STAY AWAY FROM PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES
SATURDAY came with its usual fury of getting up around 10:30 and dragging myself to the couch to watch four hours of "the Birth of Hip Hop" on the BIG SCREEN. While watching, I immediately decide that we should start our very own rap group. I of course would be B-diddy and Erin would be ICE-E. After learning the "secret" to hip hop is to rap about you neighbor'HOOD'/surroundings, I am still working on how to make "WHITE SUBURBIA" sound really horrible and rough. While pondering lyrics and having a cup of coffee I began thinking to myself and later aloud, that one of my roommates really should make me something to eat. Instead, Melissa and I went out to eat after she got off work and then watched a movie. Then it was on to OLD TOWN to have a beer and drive B-rett's DrunkASS friend home. B-rett and the rest of his friends decided to stay in old town for the extra 20 minutes of drinking before last call and cab it home. Only problem with this brilliant plan is with only one or two cabs in this town, at 2 am everyone and there drunk mothers are fighting over those two cabs. So Erin drove back downtown to pick them up. They must have been drinking Guinness because that's........BRILLIANT!!!
That brings us to SUNDAY. SUPER SUNDAY
ON FOX. I got up at the same hurried pace as Saturday and hit the couch for some crappy-ASS movies. Then it was off to Marky Mark's world famous TEXAS T SUPER BOWL BBQ PARTY where we watched the game, played games and ate some sweet-ASS BBQ. While I was way a piece of our LUXURY living room set was destroyed!!! I am not sure "WHAT" B-retts friends were doing on the F**KTON, but the BED/COUCH supports broke. R.I.P. F-TON, at least Jackie and Erin got a chance to live up to its name sake. Now we can add to our collection I like to call "the furniture graveyard" on the side of the MANOR(classy). Soon we will have to get an taller fence to hide it all from the neighbors.
I guess I'm going to have to stop leaving the house or soon there won't be anything left.
What! I didn't know that Erin had "fun" on the fu#$ton as well??? Please tell... And now you are saying the piece of work Brad, Erin and I put together is ruined!! Man, everything is going to shit! JMF
ReplyDeleteHey JMF, that's news to me too. When did I have "fun" on the f-ton, B-rad?! Because it's a shame that I don't remember it. Since it became the BC Manor's hotspot, anyway. I have had that fine piece of furniture for about 5 years, though, so I'm not counting any pre-BCManor action. I too, JMF, am mourning its untimely demise. Farewell, dear $100 futon. Thanks for forcing me to grow up and buy a real couch.
ReplyDeleteOkay, and number TWO. Man, what's up with this post? I have to defend myself all OVER the place!!! The BBQ incident in the Princeton house was NOT AT ALL MY FAULT, buddy. YOU were the one warming it up, so all THREE of us (Michelle too) could have steaks for dinner. YOU. Not me. I wasn't cooking that night. Nice try, though. The only involvement I had in that incident was calling 911, and then attempting to tell Michelle to get out of the shower. But that's a whole other story.
I will admit that the near-repeat of the BBQ incident on Sunday night was just me though. But this time, I was quick like a bunny and avoided calling out the fire department. I think it's not so much ME that has the trouble with BBQ's...but it definitely has a lot to do with hand-me-down BBQs from my parents. No more of those!
Okay. I think I'm done. Stop telling lies about me in your posts, and I'll stop writing novels in your comments.
P.S. though? That picture? Of the explosion? IS AWESOME. Way to not-at-all exaggerate the Princeton bbq situation.
ReplyDeleteJust admit it Erin, your a pyro freak and a bleepin whore. You should have a Fucton burning party and roast some weiners!
ReplyDeleteI'll bet Erin wishes she was a whore.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, who schedules a team-building exercise for FRIDAY night?
I wish the lazy anonymous posters would at least state who you are. I'm lazy, but damn, I at least show who I am.
ReplyDeleteApparently Brad doesn't want to tell when Erin "used" the Fu#%ton. Erin, do you remember Brad and another GUY wrestling on it?? Wasn't it Brett? We did put their names on the Wall of Shame. I just remember someone getting really pissed over that joke.
Your fire "incident" seems to have a few stories. I'd be interested to see what Michelle would say. --JMF
THAT'S RIGHT, JMF! I will check the Wall of Shame and get back to you. Man that f-ton gets around. Oops, I mean GOT around. Oh, how sad.
ReplyDeleteThe F#%KTON will be missed by all. Now the focus can return to TIMMAY'S C*#COT(the original).
ReplyDeleteJackie did you know that our old roomate Michelle is now doing the weather FOX 31.
As to Friday night team-building exercise, it sucks to be required to attend functions. I felt like I did something wrong in school and had to go to detention. Then the beer started flowing and it all seemed okay.
ReplyDeleteI did not know that Michelle is doing the weather for Fox 31. That's pretty cool. Does she do a good job? I don't even know Michelle. JMF
ReplyDeleteShe does a terrible job of the weather. She never get the forcast right. She always stands in front of the weather map. I think that is why she is on FOX and not a real station.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly enough, it's not even actually our old roommate Michelle, so much as it is her DOPPELGANGER!!!!
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