Whole new FORMAT

I have decided to grow up and change this into a serious meaningful site. No more cheap shots, no more stupid videos. From now on this site will be insightful,smart and useful. Get ready to be informed!

P.S. I kick ass at poker, it looks like I have learned a few things.

P.P.S. This sad if its true.

Only two things scare me.............

Do you remember my little people?
Those guys were cool, so laid back. It is hard to believe someone would have kidnapped them. Some people are afraid of what they don't understand.

Bad News Everybody.....with other news

EASTER IS CANCELED
(click to see why)


IN OTHER NEWS:
I know we have all given TIMMAY a lot of grief for getting his "Trail Rated" JEEP stuck, but atleast he didn't get a HUMMER !

THIS and THIS go out to all the STUPID people in the world.

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS:
I've been hired on part-time to breath some new life into THIS site, so check it out.

Sometimes I even amaze myself

You see this shirt, its a nice shirt isn't it. Well not when you wear it inside out like I did today to work. About halfway through the day a co-worker told me he thought I had my shirt on backwards. I said no way.....then realized sure enough, INSIDE OUT. How does this happen, its a frigg'in button down shirt. It was that moment that I realized why it was so hard to get my collar to lay down and I guess the buttons on the inside weren't enough to tip me off.
Later in the day I ask another co-worker if she noticed that I had my shirt on inside out. She did, but didn't say anything because she thought that was the new thing, you know trendy.
I guess I really should looking in the mirror before I leave the house in the future.

WHO KNEW?

Copper was great

Tons of Powder
Did a little drinking at Endo's and Jack's on Saint Patricks Day where I acquired this kickass hat

On the way home we stopped by Dinosaur Ridge in Morrison. It's just east of Red Rocks on the HOGBACK. The Dino tracks are pretty cool, plus if you can read there is a pretty good history lesson. I recommend checking it out sometime if you like that stuff and can read.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANEEN, sorry I couldn't help celebrate.

I call this one ME LIKEY DRINKY !

SPRING BREAK!!!!

I'm taken the rest of the week off and going skiing. I figure if Melissa is on Spring Break I should be too. If you have to work the rest of the week you're a SUCKER! Work has been so busy lately I hardly get a chance to do HURDLES anymore and everyone knows that screwing around is what I do best, at "work". It's on my resume, maybe thats why I don't have a good job, hmm.


RANDOM TOPIC OF THE DAY:

I discovered that CMT(Erin that's country music television)plays episodes of "The DUKES of HAZZARD". It was the one where they're on the run from the law and they JUMP the GENERAL LEE, yep I'd already seen that one. It was my favorite show growing up, but now it just seems a little.............I don't know............repetitive, except of course for Waylon Jennings as the Balladeer.

Tonight on a very special.........

This morning I drank my coffee on the back patio because it was so warm out. It made me think of people in Florida like Jackie who can do that everyday. It also gave me a hanker'n to go play PUTT-PUTT . We usually kick off summer with a nice round at the ole FORT FUN course.

I went down do Denver this afternoon to take KONA home still dressed in my summer attire, shorts and Tiva's. As soon as I stepped outside to head home, I knew I should've worn pants and shoes with socks. As it suddenly turned cold with hurricane force winds. Before I could get home old mother nature decided to add snow into the mix, which really wouldn't have been that bad expect for the stupid-DUMBASS drivers who can't drive in the snowing. Thats because they're IDIOTS!

I got the PATHFINDER back, TIM if you need a ride since it's snowing out just call.

~Rock Cliff~ Hermit Park HARDCORE (with the exception of the JEEP)

Hermit Park Weekend was a SUCCESS in my opinion. Drinking beers by the camp fire while staring at the brightest stars imaginable and Janeen belting out "....I've got sunshine in a bag..." GOOD STUFF bitches.
Sam forgot his cooler, but wanted to keep his precious AMERICAN BEER cold, so he decided to get creatively inventive and come up with what was later named:

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SNOOZIE, snow + koozie = SNOOZIE

We played some kickass games of domino's where I dominated, of course.

Saturday after some COWBOY COFFEE, we decided to head over to the BRADT CABINS (Sam's family cabins) to gather some firewood. But just before we got there, the unthinkable happened. Yep you guessed it, Tim got his "TRAIL RATED" JEEP stuck in a couple of inches of snow. It was funny how such a capable vehicle could only manage to spin one tire, IN SNOW? Okay less funny and more SAD.
I guess your JEEP should have "MALL RATED" badging.


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It sure was nice of TIM to put that "PUSH'IN OUT BAR"

on his JEEP as it gave us an ample pushing surface. I see a lot of jeeps with that on front which leads me to believe they must get stuck all the time.
Unfortunately, I was busy helping push THE JEEP out of the snow instead of taking pictures, big mistake, HUGE, GI-NORMOUS. So you'll have deal with the moments after photo's.
A couple of the comments I heard: "Trail Rated my ASS" and "Tim's pussymobile". Guess which one was SAM's. Then we had to hike the rest of the way because the JEEP was blocking the road. Check THIS out, shit from just me isn't enough for this blunder.

Thanks to Mark and Janeen for going completely overboard on dinner, it was really good.

I would like to make a salute to ~The Green Monster~(port-0-potty) as everyone called it. It was like a time capsule that everyone left a little or a good chunk of themselves behind for someone to find in the future. That poor bastard. Next year we will have to bring the post-it notes and a Sharpie for labeling as Sam suggested.

Hermit Park here I come!

HERMIT PARK this weekend for those planning to attend. Apparently we were supposed to cook for each other, so TIM for breakfast I will have a breakfast bagel (hold the sausage), strawberry/banana smoothie and double shot grande cappucino. We never eat lunch anyway, but I will bring chips and salsa. For Dinner I would like a T-bone steak medium-rare, baked potato, with a side caesar salad and a cup of chicken tortilla soup as an appetizer. Sounds great thanks guys. If that exact menu doesn't work, I guess I will be bringing my own food since I already bought it.

So my job has been sucking lately and I've been drinking heavily to compensate, so I have that going for me. I was pondering new career moves and decided I definitely don't want to be a MIME. I have been seeing bike messengers at my office building lately, which I find retarded since Fort Collins is so BURB'ish. Never once while riding my bike have I thought to myself, hmm I really should be wearing multi-color skin tight attire, so no messenger here(plus I'm lazy). Any suggestions anybody?

I've been dropping the F-BOMB a lot lately, so in honor of that hear is a little ditty from the movie TEAM AMERICA (it says a bad word repeatedly).