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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Hermit Park here I come!


HERMIT PARK this weekend for those planning to attend. Apparently we were supposed to cook for each other, so TIM for breakfast I will have a breakfast bagel (hold the sausage), strawberry/banana smoothie and double shot grande cappucino. We never eat lunch anyway, but I will bring chips and salsa. For Dinner I would like a T-bone steak medium-rare, baked potato, with a side caesar salad and a cup of chicken tortilla soup as an appetizer. Sounds great thanks guys. If that exact menu doesn't work, I guess I will be bringing my own food since I already bought it.

So my job has been sucking lately and I've been drinking heavily to compensate, so I have that going for me. I was pondering new career moves and decided I definitely don't want to be a MIME. I have been seeing bike messengers at my office building lately, which I find retarded since Fort Collins is so BURB'ish. Never once while riding my bike have I thought to myself, hmm I really should be wearing multi-color skin tight attire, so no messenger here(plus I'm lazy). Any suggestions anybody?

I've been dropping the F-BOMB a lot lately, so in honor of that hear is a little ditty from the movie TEAM AMERICA (it says a bad word repeatedly).

5 comments:

  1. Oh come on, that mime was funny! That's my suggestion for you: Stand Up Comedian. That, or the next contestant on the Apprentice.

    Have fun at Hermit, kids! I'll miss those plastic-covered mattresses. (Ewww, not like that.)

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  2. I heard Budwieser needs a tour guide. Since I already have a job, I wouldn't mind if you applied and took my position. I can teach you all I know. You'd be great!

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  3. Nice movie clip B-rad, it makes me want to go out in the street and scream F$#% YEAH! I think Brad would be a funny comedian until he ran out of material, then he would just be Brad. Sorry eena can't make the trip this year, we'll have to play an extra round of dominos just for her : ) The weather is suppose to be nice this weekend, ideal for a Saturday hike in zee mountains.

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  4. I am so sad that the tradition of Hermit Park lives on without me!! At least someone have some dirty sex or let there be nakedness...entertain us who can't share in the event. Brad, I think the Nuggets are hiring a mascot. You would be great!! I would even let you come near me in your mascot suit, maybe, ok NO I wouldn't!!!

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  5. I'm right there with you Jodi; I'm so sad I'm not attending the Hermit Park trip either. This year can't be that good with all three of us gone (Erin, Jodi, Jackie). You know what I thought about the other day?? Our trip to Durango was in my head and I shared some stories with my roommate. Oh, I miss you guys.
    Brad, you'll have to post some pictures of your camping weekend. I also want to hear some stories!!

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