MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOLKS

Come one, come all...three of you who read this thing, to the HO-DOWN, HOOT-EN-ANNY, GOOD OLE FASHION RAGER......you get'in the IDEA? A final BASH at the MANOR. Don't miss this one, this is it at the ole' BEAR CREEK, done, over, finished, kaputt and some other words that mean done such as complete, final, last, no more, sad day, tear.................

Here's the scoop: It's Saturday May 14th and you get to choose the slogan.

Erin's slogan: "Be there or suck!"
B-rett's slogan: "Saturday's SUCK, lets drink BITCHES!"
B-rad's slogan: "We'll see you there unless you have sand in your V!"
Or come up with your own.


I recall how I felt when I woke up LAST TIME! It gives a whole new meaning to my first-ever Horror Film Very Short if you put THE NEXT DAY on the end.

Yes, I realize I'm recycling material.

CRAP is the new F#@&!

B-rad and South Park B-rad
People say we look alike?.........I don't see it.



It hard to believe its been a year since I drove across the country to visit tourist traps like the Saint Louis Arch and Grand Old Opry in Nashville so I could buy souviners like a HEE HAW shirt. Oh and to help JMF move. Move back already.

Erin has already packed up the basement. Soon we will be living out of boxes. B-rett and I are a little worried about how we are going to have a going away party with nothing in the house, but knowing us we will probably manage.

Have you heard about TICAL the WONDER-DOG/PORN STAR?

He has figured out how to open the child safe locks on the cabinets to get to the trash, but in his defense Erin did install the locks. He also has figured out how to open the fridge because he is LE HUNGRY. Soon he figured out how to open the Crispers, because thats where we keep the good food. Now we have to use a barrier that I like to call "the corral" [the extra drywall from B-retts kick-y incedent actually came in handy, things do happen for a reason!]. I've decided that we need to train him how to bring us beers,he can already get into the fridge, so he is over halfway trained.

DISTRACTIONS - S

= DISTRACTION:

What is wrong with these GOATS/SHEEP?

NEW LEAF

Hi everybody!

Quick post to keep the critics happy.



My work recently purchased a TOYOTA PRIUS. It's one of those HYBRID cars. At work we call it the "Tree Hugger". In reverse, it beeps as if it were a giant truck backing up, you know beep beep beep beep. It feels like your driving a golf cart in the shape of a space pod with a motor that kicks in to give you a boost to make it up a hill.

BCM update: B-rett hasn't done anything.



DISTRACTIONS:
Is there anything this guy can't do? I thought the A-team was impressive, but RAPPING is awesome.

This guy is messed up YO!

This one reminds me of myself on Saturdays, old school style.

No Chipotle for you!

So it seems I've been neglecting the old B-LOG. It's true, I feel real bad.

Buckle up and HOLD ON for a post, here we go!


This picture depicts Erin trying to be Jackie's older Asian sister and me trying to imitate.....myself?

Here is a quick run down of the recent happenings.

Today for lunch I ask Erin to bring a Chipotle home for lunch, as it is located a couple of steps from her office and she was coming home anyway. All she said was no, NO! I don't understand....Was it to far to walk? Is that to much to ask? I think not. I'll remember this LADY!

I frantically finished up my taxes around 6:30pm Friday night(4/15). Erin called me a procrastinator, I guess if that means someone who waits to the very last minute to do things, then that's what I am.

We cleaned out the garage without B-rett's help/I mowed, without B-rett's help/Erin picked up the dog shit without B-rett's help/I fertilized and watered without B-rett's help/I am sensing a theme, kind of a B-rett is a lazy fucker theme.

Maybe I could post more if B-rett would pick-up some of the slack.
I realize how fascinating this must be so here some distractions.

Distractions:

This reminds me of my actions at the company Christmas party. Sometimes I am astounded that I still have a job.

Do you remember this IDIOT?

This totally reminds me of a night were DB Steve wanted to ride TIMMAY's BMW. Me(B-rad) being the sober voice of reason(as always) told him it was a bad idea.

This kind of remind me of Seth filling his nostril full of lighter fluid...then lighting it. Mainly because of the stupidness.

WTF MATE

I would like to send out a big thanks to
for the crappy internet service of late, KICK ASS!

What did Erin do to the INTERNET?

BY DEMAND, BUT NOT POPULAR

Here are a few shots of my new car. I like to call it the sweet sweet GRAND AM.





It's dead SEXY!

Have you guys seen those new creepy plastic face Burger King commercials? Where the "KING" gets all close to you or the one where HOOTY or the FISH, not really sure, sings a little ditty about a freak show of food. I don't get it.

I'm still sad about Mitch Hedberg dying. He was a funny fucker.
Quotes
"I tried walking into a Target , but I missed."

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."

"I would imagine if you understood Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"I can't get into flossing, I can't. People who smoke say you don't know how hard it is to stop smoking. Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing. You seem jittery. Yeah, I'm about to floss."

"I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said Sorry, we're closed. You don't have to be sorry. It's 3a.m. and your a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, hey I was here at 3a.m and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology."

Why is the weekend so short and the week so long?

Say goodbye to the DODGE, I am sure it will be missed, just not my me.


Apparently I ask a lot of STUPID questions because ERIN(the HUMAN GOOGLE) sent me THIS.

Here are couple of B-rett's satisfied customers.