Here are a few shots of my new car. I like to call it the sweet sweet GRAND AM.


It's dead SEXY!
Have you guys seen those new creepy plastic face Burger King commercials? Where the "KING" gets all close to you or the one where HOOTY or the FISH, not really sure, sings a little ditty about a freak show of food. I don't get it.
I'm still sad about Mitch Hedberg dying. He was a funny fucker.
Quotes
"I tried walking into a Target , but I missed."
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
"I would imagine if you understood Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."


It's dead SEXY!
Have you guys seen those new creepy plastic face Burger King commercials? Where the "KING" gets all close to you or the one where HOOTY or the FISH, not really sure, sings a little ditty about a freak show of food. I don't get it.
I'm still sad about Mitch Hedberg dying. He was a funny fucker.
Quotes
"I tried walking into a Target , but I missed."
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
"I would imagine if you understood Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"I can't get into flossing, I can't. People who smoke say you don't know how hard it is to stop smoking. Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing. You seem jittery. Yeah, I'm about to floss."
"I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said Sorry, we're closed. You don't have to be sorry. It's 3a.m. and your a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, hey I was here at 3a.m and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology."
I am seriously so sad that he died. And glad we made it to see him in person. Funny, funny guy. :(
ReplyDeleteAKA B-rad's New, but not Improved blog. The women in that BK commercial are HOT! The next time I do the drive thru at BK I will order a pair of miss Burke's boobies supersized and a caboose ride to go. Hootie should stay with the blowfish.
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