
It turns out to be a good thing that we are leaving this "hood". Desirable Willow Park is going to CRAP in a hand basket. Last night we had a
STAND OFF on Albion Way between the FCPD and a BURGLAR. This officially takes us to alert level
GHETTO.
Which gets me on a different topic, what is the difference between larceny and burglary?
Timmay, as our expert in criminal justice, do you know?
Anyway, I'm pretty sure my work sold that house to the criminal, we get most of our clients from LCDC. I realize I should consider the burglar innocent until proven guilty, but if are innocent you normally don't barricade yourself in your home.
I can tell you that I am pretty disappointed with the news coverage in this town. Apparently we are too close to Denver have our own news team and too far away for anybody in Denver to give a rats-ass about us. When "NEIGHBORHOOD UNDER SIEGE 2005" takes place in my "hood" I want to frick'en know about it!
Erin, sorry about eating most of your
Cheetos.
DISTRACTIONS from the C-RAP:
I was thinking of entering us in the Annual Horsetooth Couch Race, but then I found out F-tons don't count and I saw
THIS.
Damn Hippies. I am against boycotting, but I'm just not sure how to express it!