Wednesday, May 25, 2005

the BCM.....is no more....at least for us....treat it well single mom who's ex husband is jobless...there goes the neighborhood.......


We've MOVED. The neighbors actually came out of there houses and clapped as we drove down the street in the U-haul.


As I promised a slightly edited video from the party will be hitting theaters soon, but to hold you over I give you what I like to call "the dance" a preview or a trailer, if you will.

Monday, May 16, 2005

SUCCESS!!!

We had the GRAND FINALE at the BCM this weekend.

Thanks for helping us send the MANOR out in STYLE. Go HERE for Erin's photos. Stay tuned for a slightly edited party video. I have to edit it, I feel sorry for Erin.

Today's outlook: MOVING

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Consider yourself reminded


So don't forget that we are having our Annual Last Party at the Bear Creek Manor this Saturday!

Did you forget? Party starts at 9 or whenever we decide to tap the KEG. By the way I'm calling not it on getting the KEG.

Hopefully MOM(Janeen) will be here to monitor the KEG.
I just got a message that Jackie will be in town for the party! We must throw good parties for "the WH%$#" to make a special guest appearence, speaking of throwing things...TIMMAY...the windows will be boarded up, BBQ's removed and we don't lock the doors.
Speaking of Jackie, any reason to hear her theme song.


It's end of the road for the Manor, Sad Sad Day. I guess we will have to start hanging out at Timmay's again.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

IS THE GHETTO FOLLOWING ME?




It turns out to be a good thing that we are leaving this "hood". Desirable Willow Park is going to CRAP in a hand basket. Last night we had a STAND OFF on Albion Way between the FCPD and a BURGLAR. This officially takes us to alert level GHETTO.
Which gets me on a different topic, what is the difference between larceny and burglary? Timmay, as our expert in criminal justice, do you know?

Anyway, I'm pretty sure my work sold that house to the criminal, we get most of our clients from LCDC. I realize I should consider the burglar innocent until proven guilty, but if are innocent you normally don't barricade yourself in your home.

I can tell you that I am pretty disappointed with the news coverage in this town. Apparently we are too close to Denver have our own news team and too far away for anybody in Denver to give a rats-ass about us. When "NEIGHBORHOOD UNDER SIEGE 2005" takes place in my "hood" I want to frick'en know about it!

Erin, sorry about eating most of your Cheetos.


DISTRACTIONS from the C-RAP:
I was thinking of entering us in the Annual Horsetooth Couch Race, but then I found out F-tons don't count and I saw THIS.

Damn Hippies. I am against boycotting, but I'm just not sure how to express it!