This post is in honor of JACKIE aka JMF, SAG,the WH&*#, SB, JackMasta,.....etc to celebrate her "NOT" Birthday. You may be asking yourself why are we celebrating her "NOT" birthday? That's simply because her birthday was actually last week. This sounds familiar.
It's not that I forgot or anything it was just that I had a dilemma. I was wondering if Jewish people celebrate birthdays? ....OH WAIT, isn't that Jehovah's Witnesses or something.....not that there's anything wrong with that. So I looked it up on google and sure enough, birthdays.
It's not that I forgot or anything it was just that I had a dilemma. I was wondering if Jewish people celebrate birthdays? ....OH WAIT, isn't that Jehovah's Witnesses or something.....not that there's anything wrong with that. So I looked it up on google and sure enough, birthdays.
Happy Birthday JACKIE!!!!
(remember it's not late, just come up with a ridulously lame story to cover)
So the title....
........ since the BCM disbanded and Erin has such problems with propane BBQ grills, I gave her my George Forman Lean, Mean, Fat Bust'in, Grill'in Machine and my Char-B-Que(basically a plug-in indoor grill). She fired it up the ole' Char-B-Que tonight and then proceded to electrocute herself with it. My first thought would have been there must be a short in it. Not Erin because then for some insane reason, I guess not really thinking straight after the first JOLT, she did it again to make sure that is what had caused it. Erin, I'd stick to eating out if I were you.
THAT IS ALL
Best post title EVER. Happy Belated Birthday, JMF!
ReplyDeleteIt is George Foreman or NOTHING for me from now on. That is the only grilling-implement I have NOT attempted to start a fire and/or electrocute myself with EVER. Farewell, Char-B-Que. Thanks for the microwaved electrocuted chicken, Mmmmmmm!
(Wiping tear from eye) JACKIE- How super cool to receive my very own post. That makes up for your lame excuse about missing my birthday. I remember celebrating your 25th birthday five years ago...wow, time sure has gone by fast. Thank you for the great post.
ReplyDeleteErin, I agree that the George Foreman is an excellent appliance. Be careful now because there is no longer Brad there to save you. Funny how today I told my roommate that I hope to find a man who likes to cook because it's sure nice to have it done for you. You might consider the same goal...but for possibly other reasons.