WHAT THE 쓰레기(yes,more KOREAN)

Erin remember this:
Tim, you may want to sac up so people will for get about this:

Just to let everyone know, there has been a little TIVO sabatoge in the WHIPPLE house hold, and I quote: "IF EITHER OF YOU EVER SO MUCH AS TOUCH MY TIVO AGAIN I WILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES. This is what Tivo is now recording for me:Boy Meets World?Family Matters?Full House?Lizzie McGuire?and also:The Jim Lehrer News Hour18 other fucking news shows. DON'T TOUCH THE THUMBS UP BUTTON! DO NOT! NOT ALLOWED!"

All I can say to the saboteurs, JOB WELL DONE!!!!

B-라드's B-통나무

It's been a banner week in the B-라드 house. That's right B-라드 is KOREAN for B-rad. Is it really that hard to believe that I know KOREAN? I'm smart FUCKERS!!!!
Does anyone have any cool plans for Halloween or more specifically Halloween weekend?
Come on FUCKERS, I really just wanted to say FUCKERS again(it's fun, try it), tell me your COOL-ASS plans.

It's about time we go to TIM's and play a little UNO JENGA so I can pull THIS move. Everyone knows I'm the only one who could pull it off.

They are good aren't THEY?

I know I said I would be better about posting, but how can I be expected to write posts everyday? It's frick'en impossible when you are as lazy as me.

WTF MATE? WTF INDEED

Well well......I am giving this posting thing the ole college try, which for me is not a huge effort. A lot of people go to college for 7 years....there called doctors.

Well the CSU/WYOMING game is this weekend, me NOT GOING...LAME.
A Pre-Game Pre-Diction
Today while listening to the "KICKASS and PC", truely that's there slogan, TRI-102.5.......I better do a little back story. My BOSS(lets call her Ole Girl or OG for short) recently won a trip to PUERTO VALLARTA from said radio station. Ever since then OG has been listening for contests and then we both call trying to win a trip or such. I won a trip once, but then I wasn't able to go on it....but thats another story. Back to the original story. Around 4:00pm today at work OG yelled be CALLER 10 and I started dialing. DRATS, I was caller 5. I called back, DRATS caller 8. Just as I hungup to dial again I hear OG is Caller 9 (speakerphones), Without thinking, I dialed again not knowing if it was to late or exactly what prize awaits. Thinking back the fact that I got through so easily really should have tipped me off, but I'll get to that. The DJ answers.....YOUR CALLER 10!!!! I yell, WHAT DID I WIN????????????? Now at this time I was so fricken excited, you know that PUMPED feeling of being on top of the world. Yeah that was me. The DJ pauses, doesn't really say anything. The SUSPENSE is FUCKING killing me. WHAT the FUCK did I WIN? The DJ finally says I've won two tickets to PINK-A WOMAN'S EVENT for women only. WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Where's the trip? WHAT? The excitement immediately is drained from my body and all I can say is OOOOOOOHHHH in a voice of shear udder dissappointment from the greatest of all let downs. Is there a concellation prize? I know the saying goes "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth", but you can bet I looked. He ask if I know anyone that can use them, as the OG and I started laughing hysterically. OG was literally crying she was laughing so hard. The DJ said he couldn't use my response on the AIR....which was really quite SHOCKING! If you think about it we were caller # 5,7,8,9 and 10 which by all deductive reasoning says that OG, some loser and I are the only people who actually called in and probably the only people who actually listen to that station. I was basically a dead stick the rest of the day, uncontrollable laughter.

And now SCARY THOUGHTS BY B-RAD -
That's the story of TODAY, image being me everyday.

Who's running this joint? All bets are on a SLACKER

I'm sure everyone is really really excited to see camping pictures. Well I don 't have any so your out of luck here. Go HERE and whine with everybody else. I don't need to see fricken pictures, I lived it.
I did learn that my SONY HANDYCAM, while in nightvision can see through shirts.



Now that it's officially October and that is what I was waiting to post for... I wanted to let everyone know that my favorite holiday is Halloween. Not because of the candy, which I really do like or because of the costumes( I've seen some good ones...WENDY TESTEBERGER/DIRK DIGGLER) . I like it because for one day out of the year, my penis is "fun size". So everyone remember Halloween good, razor stuffed carameled apples bad.

Brett golfing