SOME SUCKER GAVE ME MONEY, WHAT AN IDIOT

I have to apologize about the terrible camera work, but we couldn't afford a professional or even competent help.


Yes I am that much of a dork to film myself going in for the first time after closing.

IT'S TOTALLY OFFICIAL

I own a house, with the help of a bank or two.

If you want to TP.................Go HERE
MUCH MORE DESERVING

IT'S ALMOST OFFICIAL

As you may know, I may soon be a homeowner. It makes me feel all grown up and shit. We all know I will probably never act like an adult, so I have to make up for it in other areas of my life.

Went to the Eagles hockey game last night. I learned that you actually have to read your tickets if you want to make it on time. I also learned if you go 25 minutes late you don't have to pay for parking. All in all I recommend you read your ticket. I vote we should have Erin plan a night out to THE RANCH for a little hockey extravaganza. We all know Erin is the only one who can plan an event like that. It's cheap so you know I'd be in.

Here are a couple of IDIOTS

VEGAS UPDATE:
I guess no one is willing to offer me an all expense paid vacation to VEGAS. My friends must be a bunch of tight asses.

Ik Ben Ontvoerd, Geroepen de Politie

( I've been kidnapped, call the police)

FILE FOOTAGE

Well I found the Ransom Letter that I received after my Little People were kidnapped. I still think it was someone in the know( ERIN WHIPPLE). I'd like to ask for a moment of silence for the "little people". If I could say just one thing, it would be...they sure did have terrible posture.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!!

Oh, Jackie has decided to rescind her offer to pay for our Luxury getaway to VEGAS. I know that must come as a shocker. It's not that I blame her, but why does she have to get my hopes up.