This is a pretty funny spoof on Star Wars
http://www.StoreWars.org
Something to do:
http://vili.us/hypno.html
So.... Jackie was here, nice to see her (JUNE) !
I hear Jodi has been Drinking and Dialing. Nice job, but remember the first rule, if people don't answer it's because they're sleeping and you need to call back....repeatedly if necessary.
I hear Tim has been laying alot of wood lately. That sounds dirty?
I hear Melissia's puppy has had the runs for a week. That sounds dirty. ( she is my dog when she is regular)
I hear they had to pick an alternate since I got engaged. CLICK HERE!
I hear that Mark is rooting for the cowboys this weekend, BIG MISTAKE. (I hope CSU "Rams" that boot right up the Cowboys ASS)
I hear Janeen likes DRINKY!!! It's true, I've seen it! (Me too)
I hear that Erin 3rd favorite TV show has a billboard up on Swallow and McClelland!! (Erin your life is seriously boring, or is it)
I hear Brett thinks Greeley Smells!
I hear Bill is jealous of all of Tim's wood laying??? (I got nothing)
My life may be seriously boring, but you're talking about things that happened IN JUNE, and about your dog's faulty digestive system. I think we're even.
ReplyDeleteOkay I'm back to say that Store Wars thing is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteNo comment on the other one.
How funny!! I graduated with that guy Matt Wood. I even went to Junior High with him. Brad you should feel good about your site because I get my news from it. Unfortunately some of it is OLD news...JUNE...come on now!
ReplyDeleteSo it looks like the Boot took a trip north, which I am sure makes Mark happy. It sounds like Jackie needs a more reliable source of news. Erin ,your life is still boring.
ReplyDeleteIt's a sad day in Hooville when Jackie depends on B-rad's blog site to get her news. Erin's life is boring and that's not new. She can't even get off the couch and drive across the street to meet us for a beer at Pappy's. So Jackie, what else have you done with that Matt Wood guy? Once a whore, always a whore.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet I get SHOCKED reactions when I introduce "my friends, they're assholes." I mean, WHERE WOULD I GET THAT FROM?!
ReplyDelete:) Love ya, Timmay.
yes greeley smells. so therefore i'm gonna move back next spring/summer to the fort. so get ready beotches. b-rett is coming b-ack!!!
ReplyDeleteBeer! Hoo-ray Beer!
ReplyDeleteJust cuz his last name is Wood doesn't mean I did anything with him.
ReplyDeleteErin don't you worry, I wouldn't want to hang out with those lame guys anyways! I know you can hold your own, but I might have to come help you out in December.
WHAT??? I drunk and dialed someone? Who? When? I swear, I haven't had a drink in months, ok weeks, ok days, alright already...HOURS!!! I'm waiting for that clock to strike 10:00 AM so I can hit the bottle again. Let me know next time I drunk and dial ok? Geez. And I thought I had it all together.
ReplyDeleteDAJ A.K.A Drunk Ass Jodi is turning into a hardcore alchie. Most people at least wait till noon Jodi, but I understand having two young rugrats screaming all friggin day, it would drive any sane person to hit that bottle in the AM!!! Hopefully Kenny is able to deal with the kids AND a drunk ass mom when he gets off work in the evenings. What's for dinner honey? Mac and Cheese AGAIN????
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