I AM A PORN STAR

BUSTED...TWICE

I was surf'in the net or whatever the kids call it these days. I happened upon WIKIPEDIA, a highly respected internet reference source. I wondered what it said about me.

Turns out I am a >>>> PORN STAR<<<<. 2007 was, you could say award winning for my career. WIKIPEDIA doesn't lie, ask GOOGLE. Don't worry, for me PORN has come in handy multiple times and has always had a happy ending.

The other busted you ask?

Well as it turns out Jackie has called it off. She is no longer getting married. She didn't say a word about it so I can only assume she is EXTREMELY UPSET, so DO NOT ask her about it...EVER.

LUCK OF THE IRISH

Sorry to for the complete lack of attention this place has been getting but I forgot my password or something. I was alright with it, but someone said Fort Collins will never be the same without my "WIT". I called horseshit.

So I am feeling old today. I turned down ST. PATTY'S at TRAILHEAD to stay home & I was okay with it. I thought oh, I have to work tomorrow. When did I start caring about that? Am I 50?

I had a funny memory of our trip to Durango, when we stopped at that hole in the wall town and all a wanted was a Dr Pepper. There Soda machine was turned off because we were the first visitors the town had had in 2 years. They only had Mr. Pete and it tasted DUSTY. Okay, maybe not funny, but aleast my memory is working. Ask Erin, she was there.

WHOLEY CRAP NEWS
I hear Jackie is getting married!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! WHO KNEW?