KITT was a good car. He started his life on the hit TV show "Knight Rider" starring David Hasselhoff of Baywatch fame. After the eighth season of fighting crime, the show was abruptly canceled and the studio was forced to sell KITT to pay the remainder of Hasselhoff's contract. This is where my friend Jackie(JMF) comes in. Hearing the news that KITT was being sold, she immediately flew to LA and bought the car from the television studio. KITT was Jackies first car and she took immaculate care of him. She enjoyed a great many years driving KITT around, as we all did. Then JMF fell in with the wrong crowd and began traveling into bad neighborhoods at all hours of the night. It was a sad time for KITT as he had to endure a broken windshield, bile stained seats and Jackie's three years of rehab. Then it happened, Jackie actually got a job, moved out on her own and decided that her materialistic desires were more important than a slightly aging car. So she decided to kick KITT to the curb and traded him in of on a VW Jetta. It's a sad day for anyone who rode in KITT or for fans of a canceled David Hasseloff television series. I don't know what else to say but FARVEGNUGEN, FARVEGNUGEN indeed.
2 comments:
What a sad moment it was to see KITT go, but he is now in a better place. Then again, I was told that the guy who bought the car was a dumb ass. Shit, that sucks! Anyways, have you seen my NEW car?
See, you sold your car to a dumbass. I'm calling HORSE SHIT on that. Your new car looks nice, but it was KITT dude.
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