the Bank,
the Post Office
and Car Dealerships
not open on SUNDAY. Who is to say we don't need to decide over some sweet-ASS chicken nuggets that we need that Best Buy rebate to come in the mail, so we can make a deposit, so we can buy a new car on Sunday. It seems as good a day as any to do all those things in sequential order. I think the new Sunday should be MONDAY. Hear me out. Most normal people work Monday through Friday. Do they need Sunday off for church? That seems old school to me. Why not make the Mabbath the new Sabbath. I think I could deal with out some mail, deposits, nuggs or cars on Monday. No one likes Monday anyway. While I'm at it, I think the work week should be just four days(no Mondays) long so we all could be like TIMMAY. Speaking of TIMMAY, I think THIS maybe a test he could actually pass. What am I saying, no FRICK'en way.
7 comments:
I have so many things to say about this post I must revert to my old crowd-favorite: numbered comments. Deal with it, all you haters out there.
1. If all those things are open on Sunday, I'm gonna have to insist that my local CRT-represent real estate office open as well. I like to buy houses on Sundays! Why not? Which, oh crap, negates your whole argument because now YOU are working on Sunday too.
2. You don't even EAT at Chick-Fil-A. How often do you drag your football-watching butt off the couch on a Sunday and go to the mall? Um, yeah. NEVER.
3. I am highly in favor of your 4-day work week, though. I'd vote for you there.
4. I feel like you're uncomfortable giving poor SAG shit in your blog (you like to use my blog for that), but you're mighty comfortable using Timmay as your punching bag around here. Back off, buddy. Until the day you get your own BBQ picture, nobody gets to pick on Timmay but me.
5. Hmm, I think that does it. I am coming off much angrier than I really feel. I am not. It's Friday, for God's sake! And by the time Monday is over, I should be an aunt! Holy crap!
I'd have to completely agree that Sundays need to trade with Mondays. I hate that I can't get shit done on the weekends because they are CLOSED.
And as far as what Erin said about pitching shit at poor me, well I definitely agree with her. Man, pick on me on your OWN site! Leave Timmay for Erin. It's only fair. JMF
Thanks for your comments soon to be Auntie Erin, I think. I'm not sure if you were claiming me as your personal punching bag or dissing B-rad for jumping my shit. As far as the Sunday changed to Monday thing, would liquor stores be closed on Mondays? That would be a travishamockery. PS the chick in that video is hot!!!
How could I have forgetten Liquor Stores, they should be open 24/7 in my opinion. So I am only aloud to pick on Jackie(WHORE) now? Since when. I can I pick on you Erin(Bossy-SB)for telling me who I can and who I can't pick on?
As a longtime AutoNation stockholder I would like to comment on your "buy a car on Sunday" movement.
First, let me thank you for your recent visit to one of our service centers. While Wall Street has reacted positively to this "cash infusion", (AN stock up to a 52 wk high), we still feel it is important that you "feel" good about the whole experience and understand it just isn't about the money. Okay maybe it is but thanks anyway . . .
Secondly, and on a much more serious note, many forget that Sunday is the ONLY day off in the Automotive Sales Industry. Taking that small token amount of free time away from this self-admitted, severely disfunctional group could have serious consequences. People who look up to lawyers and loan sharks for moral insight are not stable. To put is simply, we could (and probably would) all SNAP.
Imagine marauding bands of plaid-wearing, smooth- talking, lowlifes invading your fair city, constantly trying to convince you to blow your life savings on crap you really don't need at easy low payment you could never really afford.
"What's it gonna take to get you into a . . . "
"If I could would ya . . . ."
"If there was one thing preventing you from buying that tonight, what would that one thing be . . . "
Please help keep these tired cliches off the streets and where they belong, back at the dealership. Re-think this crazy "car buying on Sunday" pipe dream and let a sleeping dog lay (more tired cliches - we can't help ourselves) and let us have our Sunday to watch football with the rest of the drunks down at the local watering hole.
(for the record we are FOR the 24/7 liquor store deal - probably no big suprise there)
Thanks for your support.
It's suddenly CRYSTAL CLEAR to me where B-Rad's sense of humor comes from...look at that comment! His brother is clearly THE funny one of the family. We should have known -- Alec was always the one with all the talent.
Automotive Sales don't get off on Sundays in Florida. People are wheelin' and dealin' here. I still believe Brad is on the right track. JMF
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