Hermit Park Weekend was a SUCCESS in my opinion. Drinking beers by the camp fire while staring at the brightest stars imaginable and Janeen belting out "....I've got sunshine in a bag..." GOOD STUFF bitches.
Sam forgot his cooler, but wanted to keep his precious AMERICAN BEER cold, so he decided to get creatively inventive and come up with what was later named:
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SNOOZIE, snow + koozie = SNOOZIE
We played some kickass games of domino's where I dominated, of course.
Saturday after some COWBOY COFFEE, we decided to head over to the BRADT CABINS (Sam's family cabins) to gather some firewood. But just before we got there, the unthinkable happened. Yep you guessed it, Tim got his "TRAIL RATED" JEEP stuck in a couple of inches of snow. It was funny how such a capable vehicle could only manage to spin one tire, IN SNOW? Okay less funny and more SAD.
I guess your JEEP should have "MALL RATED" badging.
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It sure was nice of TIM to put that "PUSH'IN OUT BAR"
on his JEEP as it gave us an ample pushing surface. I see a lot of jeeps with that on front which leads me to believe they must get stuck all the time.
Unfortunately, I was busy helping push THE JEEP out of the snow instead of taking pictures, big mistake, HUGE, GI-NORMOUS. So you'll have deal with the moments after photo's.
A couple of the comments I heard: "Trail Rated my ASS" and "Tim's pussymobile". Guess which one was SAM's. Then we had to hike the rest of the way because the JEEP was blocking the road. Check THIS out, shit from just me isn't enough for this blunder.
Thanks to Mark and Janeen for going completely overboard on dinner, it was really good.
I would like to make a salute to ~The Green Monster~(port-0-potty) as everyone called it. It was like a time capsule that everyone left a little or a good chunk of themselves behind for someone to find in the future. That poor bastard. Next year we will have to bring the post-it notes and a Sharpie for labeling as Sam suggested.
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First of all, only to defend myself just a little, it was more than an inch and more like 12. There's good reason how I know that depth and Brad doesn't. It's a good pic of the ole jeep and at least it's been reliable, a word that sometimes gets lost in the shuffle of everyday use. Let's see, the P-finder is a 97 just like my jeep, has about the same mileage and has been in the shop how much? Exactly. But I choose to take the high road, (BHHHHHH) and laugh at what y'all have to say about it. The gloves are off and I don't get mad, just even, and Erin is first on the list with her post.
Timmay, thanks for the entertainment and the kickass breakfast. B-Rad, excellent job on this post. It has just the right amount of abuse, sarcasm, and praise. Oh, and by the way, Timmay started that sunshine in a bag thing. I just did the drunk thing and copied him. Nice job to all (especially the green monster!!!!)And great email Timmay!
BRING IT, Trail Rated.
I would've been scared Tim, but then I realized that I could just plant myself into a couple inches of snow and you could never get me.
Nice work B-rad! I extremely enjoyed reading this post plus all of the comments that came with it. Poor Timmay. I guess Brad is going to have to drive to the cabin every year since he "supposidely" has the better vehicle.
Damn, I missed out on good cooking from Mark and Janeen!! That makes things ten times worse that I missed the cabin adventure!
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This Sam guy you all talk about seems like a fun guy to be around. Why didn't I meet this fella?
I have to give Brad ENORMOUS props for the part where you said GI NORMOUS! That was awesome!!
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