It turns out to be a good thing that we are leaving this "hood". Desirable Willow Park is going to CRAP in a hand basket. Last night we had a STAND OFF on Albion Way between the FCPD and a BURGLAR. This officially takes us to alert level GHETTO.
Which gets me on a different topic, what is the difference between larceny and burglary? Timmay, as our expert in criminal justice, do you know?
Anyway, I'm pretty sure my work sold that house to the criminal, we get most of our clients from LCDC. I realize I should consider the burglar innocent until proven guilty, but if are innocent you normally don't barricade yourself in your home.
I can tell you that I am pretty disappointed with the news coverage in this town. Apparently we are too close to Denver have our own news team and too far away for anybody in Denver to give a rats-ass about us. When "NEIGHBORHOOD UNDER SIEGE 2005" takes place in my "hood" I want to frick'en know about it!
Erin, sorry about eating most of your Cheetos.
DISTRACTIONS from the C-RAP:
I was thinking of entering us in the Annual Horsetooth Couch Race, but then I found out F-tons don't count and I saw THIS.Damn Hippies. I am against boycotting, but I'm just not sure how to express it!
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Mitch Hedberg joke rip off, eh? LIKE I WOULDN'T NOTICE. More later. It's 2 a.m. and I just got home from a kickass movie. *nerdalert*
OK, that KFC thing was annoying. My computer wouldn't let me stop it and I had to restart my computer to escape from that BS!
B-rett, don't forget Mother's Day is Sunday.
Janeen
P.S. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. POST-STEALER.
Sorry about the chicken Janeen,
I was just really wanted to use that Mitch Hedberg joke.
P.S. Don't forget you can pick "other" under IDENTITY, you can type in your name no strings attached and no longer be ANONYMOUS.
KFC tortures chickens!
Being an expert in the field, the only difference I could find between burglary and larceny is the degree in which it's committed. Larceny is worse with intent to harm or kill with a dull christmas tree saw in a trailer down by the river. Burglary, on the other hand is more subtle say throwing a rock through a window to stay warm for the night, that's what I'm talking about.
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