Well the CSU/WYOMING game is this weekend, me NOT GOING...LAME.
A Pre-Game Pre-Diction
Today while listening to the "KICKASS and PC", truely that's there slogan, TRI-102.5.......I better do a little back story. My BOSS(lets call her Ole Girl or OG for short) recently won a trip to PUERTO VALLARTA from said radio station. Ever since then OG has been listening for contests and then we both call trying to win a trip or such. I won a trip once, but then I wasn't able to go on it....but thats another story. Back to the original story. Around 4:00pm today at work OG yelled be CALLER 10 and I started dialing. DRATS, I was caller 5. I called back, DRATS caller 8. Just as I hungup to dial again I hear OG is Caller 9 (speakerphones), Without thinking, I dialed again not knowing if it was to late or exactly what prize awaits. Thinking back the fact that I got through so easily really should have tipped me off, but I'll get to that. The DJ answers.....YOUR CALLER 10!!!! I yell, WHAT DID I WIN????????????? Now at this time I was so fricken excited, you know that PUMPED feeling of being on top of the world. Yeah that was me. The DJ pauses, doesn't really say anything. The SUSPENSE is FUCKING killing me. WHAT the FUCK did I WIN? The DJ finally says I've won two tickets to PINK-A WOMAN'S EVENT for women only. WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Where's the trip? WHAT? The excitement immediately is drained from my body and all I can say is OOOOOOOHHHH in a voice of shear udder dissappointment from the greatest of all let downs. Is there a concellation prize? I know the saying goes "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth", but you can bet I looked. He ask if I know anyone that can use them, as the OG and I started laughing hysterically. OG was literally crying she was laughing so hard. The DJ said he couldn't use my response on the AIR....which was really quite SHOCKING! If you think about it we were caller # 5,7,8,9 and 10 which by all deductive reasoning says that OG, some loser and I are the only people who actually called in and probably the only people who actually listen to that station. I was basically a dead stick the rest of the day, uncontrollable laughter. And now SCARY THOUGHTS BY B-RAD -
That's the story of TODAY, image being me everyday.
6 comments:
Thanks for the laugh, B-rad.
I didn't win the powerball lottery on Wednesday night. So no trip to Vegas this week. Maybe next?
GO RAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bite me, Mark.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH STILL THE BEST STORY EVER.
"A lot of people go to college for 7 years....there called doctors."
Or...they're called Erin.
That was a great story! I could just imagine how disappointed you must have been. Karma has got to hit sooner or later for us missing our baseball VIP tickets!! Damn the man!
Tommy Boy is one of those movies you see as you're scrolling the channels and you have to see what part of the movie it's at, then end up watching the rest of it, quoting every line. I think you should have taken the pink tickets and acted gay after you won them. Super Duper!
Yea for CSU!!! I managed to see the last six minutes of the game and it seemed like a good game. I wonder what my brother's reaction would be. There is this guy who lives in my apartment complex who has a WY alumni license plate holder. He seriously looks like he played ball. I've never spoken to him, but maybe I can rub in his loss for our first meeting. Do you think that is a good way to make friends?
I do, I think you can never be to much of a smartass, but then again I don't really have any friends....so maybe not.
Post a Comment