I was surf'in the net or whatever the kids call it these days. I happened upon WIKIPEDIA, a highly respected internet reference source. I wondered what it said about me.
Turns out I am a >>>> PORN STAR<<<<. 2007 was, you could say award winning for my career. WIKIPEDIA doesn't lie, ask GOOGLE. Don't worry, for me PORN has come in handy multiple times and has always had a happy ending.
The other busted you ask?
Well as it turns out Jackie has called it off. She is no longer getting married. She didn't say a word about it so I can only assume she is EXTREMELY UPSET, so DO NOT ask her about it...EVER.
Who sent me the PISS-TON ecard? very clever but not as much fun as my new hobby of drunken texting. I think I'm one funny mofo at the time... but it's never that funny the next morning. I just hope all my recipients are as amused as I am.
ReplyDeletewhy don't I get drunken text messages? I AM FEELING LEFT OUT. :(
ReplyDeleteSo I suppose your text spelling will be even worse with the drunken'ness & all. What is this E-card you speak of?
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