I know what Erin wants for Christmas

Erin computer just crashed. She seem a little angry and I think she's having visions of beating it to shreds not unlike the scene for Office Space where they destroy the fax machine("PC load letter, what the F%#k does that mean?"). She has been predicting it for a while now, she must be a little psychic(I always thought she was a little psycho not psychic)
DUDE, I bet she is getting a DELL.

SIX DEGREES OF.......Frozen

Just a couple of quick notes today:
1) It's frick'en cold out, my weather bug says its 6 degrees out. That's Antarctica COLD. Jackie, you would be loving it. I am really glad our heat is working.

2) Yesterdays post received six comments which I believe is a B-Log BEST. Nice work everybody.

3) Do you ever have days where your head is not really in your work? That was me today, maybe it was Thanksgiving break but I just couldn't convince myself I really needed to be there.

OH YEAH

It's snowing like crazy, crazy insane in ole Fort Fun. I love the snow, but shoveling over a foot kind of sucks. It is fun to watch the cars getting stuck as they try to make there way down the street. Its times like these that make owning a gas guzzling SUV totally worth it. The new puppy(Sydney) loves playing in it, but has a hard time getting around because its so much deeper than she is tall.
Jackie says it's sunny and warm in today in Florida, that must get old.

HELLOOO...SYDNEY!

I would like to welcome the newest resident at the Bear Creek Manor. Her name is Sydney or is it? I keep thinking of the "HELLO SYDNEY" line from the movie Scream.

Gett'in Down in P-town

There is a first time for everything. I had heard stories of it happening, but had never seen it in person. Something that would have been quite embarrassing, had it not been for the multiple adult beverages already consumed . It seems I drank enough red wine to turn my teeth purple. Some might take this as a sign to stop drinking the wine but..... not me. Ya'll know I'm not a quiter.
Hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving, I did.

Me Likey Turkey

Happy Thanksgiving everbody. Eat and drink way too much. I know I will.

What Happened to the Good Stuff?

I have the next three days off of work as do most people, but I am really excited about it. No calls, no flyers, no photos, no signs, no....you get the point.
It seems some people(read Erin) thought yesterdays post sucked. Others would agree(read ME). Not to make excuses but, its hard to be witty/funny/interesting everyday. If I were that good I would be famous....I mean more famous. Erin can barely post once or twice month and I usually have to help her with it(the good stuff anyway).

Come on WEDNESDAY

Today started off with the luxury of a cold shower. Thirty-three degrees outside and in my shower. Thanks for using all the hot water Erin and Brett(bunch-a asses). Then the Pathfinder had a dead battery. I inadvertently left the over head interior light on all night because I am an......IDIOT. I was just slightly late for work. For lunch I met Erin, Jodi, Kenny and Abbie at Pickle Barrel, which will always makes for a better day(thats some good shit yo). I forgot to mention on the way to lunch the "Check Engine" light came on in the Pathfinder. SWEEEEEEEEET. On a good note, I did get a chocolate covered apple today and its almost Wednesday. Wednesday=Thanksgivings Vacation.
Also, Seth called me today and he is still in the area. He is living in Loveland and selling cars for Erhlich Nissan/VW in Greeley.

It happened AGAIN!

Jodi and the family are in town. This isn't the most up to date, clear or flattering picture, but if you squint and focus to the right you can see Kenny holding Abbie. So basically I'm saying I was too lazy to get a better picture. We met them at Old C's last night and then came back here to the house to stay up entirely too late AGAIN. It seems to be a THEME for us. We need to work on that, seriously.
PS: the BRONCOS WON

DORK OVER A GEEK ANY DAY

Well it's finally snowing here. The rest of the state has enjoyed a snow storm or two while we just had to put up with the cold. In my opinion, if it's going to be cold, then it really should be snowing. Cold=BORING, Cold+Snow= COOL. Anyway, the picture is from last year and today the streets are just wet, but it is snowing and that's all that really matters.
The Tietz's are coming into town tonight, depending on the weather.
P.S. The garage door update: It now goes up and down. But, and this is a big but(HA big but)(I'm such a DORK, but at least I'm not a GEEK like Erin), the door doesn't have the structural integrity to be hooked backup to the garage door opener! How the BEEP does that happen? So to park my car inside I have get out of the car, open the door manually, get back in the car, pull in, then close the door manually. I feel like I'm living in a world before such luxuries as the microwave, cell phones or even the internet. I do realize that I left myself open to a bunch of snobbery jokes, so be it.

What is the FRICKIN hold up?

This is as far as my garage door will go up on its own. So now I sit at home while the Garage Door Dude tries to fix it. Appearently it's more complicated than first thought. Wait a new update, now it goes up but won't come down. Which is worse in my opnion. Sweet!!!!! I guess I shouldn't be annoyed that the repairs are taking so long, I am missing work.

OVERRATED

I'm not sure who's doing the rating, but Cubicles.........definitely overrated. When you feel like you are going to implode because you have about two square feet of personal space, you can always crane your neck around the corner and down the hall to get a peak out the window. In this situation I prefer Prairie Dogg'in, as Timmay calls it. Here's what you do, pop your head up over the top of the so called "wall" to peek around the rest of the office. It's a nice distraction. That's what I did with most of my day, hence explaining why today's post is so BORING. Plus I am Le TIRED!

That GIANT TV

So let me tell you about my day and how the picture above relates. I came home for lunch and realized that one of our bags of leaves was open and spilling all over the neighbors front yard. I guess we really should have taken them to the recycling center by now(we raked about two weeks ago), but we are a bunch of procrastinators. I decided to tackle the problem when I got home from work because raking is much more fun in dark(thanks daylight savings or undaylight saving?). Anyway, I raked up and rebagged the leaves. As I tied up the rest of the bags, I wondered why Brett and I didn't tie them up in the first place. I just figured we were lazy and went on with my work. Then it hit me. The day we raked the yard is the same day we got the BIG SCREEN TV. That was it, we were just finishing up when the Soundtrack truck drove up, we tossed the leaves aside and haven't left the couch since.

A SALUTE TO A FRIEND.....R.I.P. KITT

KITT was a good car. He started his life on the hit TV show "Knight Rider" starring David Hasselhoff of Baywatch fame. After the eighth season of fighting crime, the show was abruptly canceled and the studio was forced to sell KITT to pay the remainder of Hasselhoff's contract. This is where my friend Jackie(JMF) comes in. Hearing the news that KITT was being sold, she immediately flew to LA and bought the car from the television studio. KITT was Jackies first car and she took immaculate care of him. She enjoyed a great many years driving KITT around, as we all did. Then JMF fell in with the wrong crowd and began traveling into bad neighborhoods at all hours of the night. It was a sad time for KITT as he had to endure a broken windshield, bile stained seats and Jackie's three years of rehab. Then it happened, Jackie actually got a job, moved out on her own and decided that her materialistic desires were more important than a slightly aging car. So she decided to kick KITT to the curb and traded him in of on a VW Jetta. It's a sad day for anyone who rode in KITT or for fans of a canceled David Hasseloff television series. I don't know what else to say but FARVEGNUGEN, FARVEGNUGEN indeed.

Is that ME?

The funky smell has transferred to the P-finder(the DONKEY). It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode were B.O. transfers from a valet to the car. In my case, the rank reek that is my house has somehow seeped into my car. It probably came from the garage,where I usually park until the door broke today. Sometimes I feel like our house is falling apart. The most random things stop working. I blame B-rett. Anyway, I guess I will have to clean it out and find the real culprit(I am not entirely convinced the smell is not me).

What the 'BEEP' is that smell?

Well we pulled it off. Another RAGER that would have made Jackie proud. I realized that we had achieved RAGER status when I woke to a pounding head, the taste of death in my mouth and the immediate need for water. While I was getting that much needed water I was informed that both my roomates puked. Comments like "If you know you are going to puke, slam a bunch of water. That gives you something in your stomach making it much nicer to throw-up." and "You know I need to drink like that every once in a while to remind myself that I can't drink like that...ever!" I haven't actually planned a rager of a party for many years and now I think I know why. The way your house smells the next day.

Its a RAGER!!!!

Rager, as JMF would put it, at my house tonight. Good or bad it is going to happen. It has been a while since we pissed of our neighbors on a Saturday night. Hopefully it won't get to crazy, yeah right. This is a preemptive wav: http://envyus.blogs.com/prettyobvious/tequla.wav (sorry I stole this Eena)

Thats because I am an...... IDIOT!

Poker, the card game that caused me to lose all my chips, keep my roomate "the Computer Geek" awake until all hours of the night(morning) and drink a little to much. It all started last night when I went to the CSU vs CSU Pueblo basketball game, then went to the bar to watch the Nugget game. Then came home and started playing poker instead of going to bed like a normal person because I am an..... IDIOT!!!

Orange is in not an approved color of Erin "the COMPUTER GEEK" which actually means SQWAT! I think orange makes a fine color, as well as a damn tasty juice. PS I just changed the colors so this will make no sense at all. All is well.

Erin
A special thanks to Erin my "Computer Geek" of a friend for helping me work out a couple of kinks I had in setting up this Blog. I really could have lived with out the cussing(Erin used to be a trucker), but she knows her shit.

This is SO SWEET(in a bad way)

TICAL EATS CAT POOP. Well that as just plain gross. NO more licking me ever. For those of you who don't know, Tical is a dog.....you know how dogs lick you sometimes when they are excited about seeing you. I feel like I am making it worse.