Gettin' Lucky In Kentucky

So the POLL is over and the best I could do was "6" votes. So Jackie, it would appear that "6" people read this BAD ASS BLOG. I am actually impressed that "6" people voted, but it turned out to be a tie. B-RAD IS either "THE BEST" or "SO LAME" and since I decided to base my entire self worth on these results...... I guess I must be Bi-Polar.

So is seems Brett and Lori are getting married in like a month..... Whoa.
CONGRATS! (this totally counts as my gift)

[I thought they were on a break?]

Melissa and I are off to Kentucky this weekend. We are going to the town that is the home of Fort Knox. As you can tell, I am pumped. SUPER SWEET.
It will actually be nice to get away and miss a couple days of work. Save up your bail money in case I get busted stealing a gold bar or two.

FINALLY

SPRING as I remember it.

So what is happening?
1) The Rumor has been squelched from the HORSES mouth. Jackie is not getting married.
2) Today felt like SPRING...Finally & it is only supposed to get nicer.
2a) I got sun burnt today, not that it isn't hard, if you are me & you have 18 minutes.
3) That word of the day calendar has really been facilitative!
4) Weekend is over & that's pretty much it.

Have you checked out Google Maps: Street View? I am not entirely sure this isn't totally creepy. What if I happened be out getting the paper in my skives, that wouldn't be good for anybody. The neighbors complain enough, let alone the entire world.

Okay, hopefully I haven't wasted you too much of your time with my rambling, but then again if you are here, you really must not have that much going for you. No offense Janeen.

THAT WARM FEELING (for a little while)

So it would seem that Tim was sent this E-card by someone calling themselves "PISS-T-ON". Same said person also left the email address " NotAToilet@gmail.com ". After a little private investigating on the internet, I have narrowed it down to two possible conclusions. #1 PISS-T-ON is a "Street Rapper/Bag Lady" from the cold, hard & apparently wet streets of Denver OR #2) I am starting to believe PISS-T-ON isn't even a real person at all. It's a tough call.

Okay to be semi-honest with you, if I had to make a guess as to who sent the email....... I would say it was ole FUK-T-ON, still fuming from its lost glory.