Monday, February 14, 2005

Sit in it while you still can/Happy V-DAY

Happy V-day MELISSA(thanks hallmark)

So it appears that we are about to loose another one of our coveted luxury living room group.


The LAZY BOY is on its last leg. I'm serious, the left leg is the only good one left. As an unlicensed chair doctor I give it 1-45 days. Soon, very soon the frame will push through he right arm making the chair one big ole pile of CRAP.
Erin found a screw the other day that had fallen out of the chair, around the same time as B-retts friends wrestled the FU#%ton to death. That screw was really all that was holding the chair together. Its only a matter of time before we lose yet another valued piece of our luxury living room group.

So whats happen ya'll? Let me know? It gets boring telling you about my mind-numbing life. Erin,ICE-E as I call her, has got wasted tonight.
It was HILLARIOUS. She was crackin me up and laughing at my lame jokes, then again she was laughing at everything.

I saw THIS and it reminded me of Jodi and Jackie when they lived in the same town, but in different 'BURBS'.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi, yeah I prefer 'pleasantly numb' as opposed to WASTED. I do love that picture though, HOTTTTT.

I do have one question for you, ASS. How is it you have ANY friends left after the INSULT-A-THON that is this post? What is the matter with you? And stop bitching about the f-ton already, it wasn't even YOUR coveted piece of furniture!

Anonymous said...

Great. Now you've gone and edited your original post so that most of my comment makes NO sense. Well played, sir, well played. Making me look like an IDIOT.

Anonymous said...

What's up with that shit! Are you just jonesin for Jodi and I to start a little cat fight? It has been quite a while since we fought. I'm proud of us Jodi! Love you.

Erin, I missed you as my V-day date this year...how much did you miss me?

Brad, I can barely see that picture of E. But your picture sure looks nice on her web site.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Erin is a poor sport about pictures of herself. She puts up drunk pictures of us all the time, I put up a teeny tiny one of her and she gets angry. Then puts up old previously posted, yet embarrasing, pics of me on her site as payback. Hmmmmm. Seems kind of HIPPOCRITICAL if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

any time that erin laughs at your jokes, she must be drunk, because your jokes are HORRIFIC!!!!!

but at the same time, erin was wasted that night. as i came home from work, i witnessed her stumbling up the stairs to her room around 10. she was LOADED!!!!

Anonymous said...

God, that would be a dream come true for Brad the drama-queen wouldn't it? Jodi and Jackie in the ring. There's just no possible way but hey, here's an idea...why don't BRAD and TIM go at it? Or better yet, how about a mascot slap fest??? OHMYGOD, that would be the best EVER, EVER, EVER!!!!!

Anonymous said...

God, that would be a dream come true for Brad the drama-queen wouldn't it? Jodi and Jackie in the ring. There's just no possible way but hey, here's an idea...why don't BRAD and TIM go at it? Or better yet, how about a mascot slap fest??? OHMYGOD, that would be the best EVER, EVER, EVER!!!!!