Friday, May 02, 2008

Look Away...I Am Hideous

So we went to Kentucky. Unfortunately, we went one weekend too early for the Kentucky Derby, which is why we went in the first place. I have never been very good at keeping dates straight.

Anyway, I was surprised at the beautiful rolling hills and dense woods that surround the greater Louisville area. Luckily the standard stereotypes regarding the residents holds true about the "large" population, their teeth or lack of and their less than attractive... faces. Not a place where the pretty people live. YIKES!

We went to the Louisville Slugger Museum.















They sure had a lot of wood.

We also hit FORT KNOX. The closest we could get to the Gold was an Imitation Bar used to show you what it looks like. It was like they didn't trust me?
I guess Jackie will be here most of July to help celebrate my birthday and I suppose the other July birthday kids.

5 comments:

Erin said...

That's a lot of nostril, people.

Anonymous said...

That's one mutha fuckin BIG ASS BAT!!!!

Anonymous said...

Looks like you had fun! I would definitely agree with Erin's comment!! At lease I can mark off one state where I can't live if I ever decide to move. ("Not a place for pretty people.")

JMF

Anonymous said...

Sounds like this JMF thinks highly of themself. Probably would fit in just fine in Kentucky.

Anonymous said...

JMF = Janitor Mops Floors
Now we all know your true profession. You can tell everyone you moved to Florida to be a teacher... But now we all know the truth. Here's some free advise... Spic-n-span