I went to KFC for dinner tonight and tried to order at the first menu, until I realized that the speaker box where you actually order was still about fifteen feet ahead. Then after ordering in the correct place, I proceeded to drive past the pick-up window. Sometime after the unfortunate KFC incident, I decided to check-out my AMEX gift card for the mall I got yesterday at work. Its actually a prepaid credit card so you have to sign it and such. So, I signed it and then proceeded to lose it almost instantaneously. After searching everywhere, Erin found it in the washing machine. Hey, I laundered money. Somedays I feel like I stumble all over myself, making me embarrassed for...MYSELF
and THAT's because I'm an...........IDIOT are YOU?.
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A BCM reality tv show sounds great, I can see it right now: A little beer pong, a little up the riv and pretty soon someone's kicking Jose's ass on the front lawn. As long as I get my fifteen seconds of fame, it would be great. BBQ's and shower curtains are old news though. I need something bigger and better. We're talking about midnight horseshoes blindfolded! That's right sports fans, we've delved into another abyss to boost the ratings on Sportscenter and this time it just might work! Only at the BCM.
Hey Timmay, a.k.a. "Anonymous" - sign in already and get a real name, jeez. And Brad, that Idiot site is PRICELESS. Well done.
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