We got snow and shit

So it is snowing, Melissa sent her lackey to Albertson's to get us grub(frozen pizza), but in the name of being "PC" we had to get cheese pizza to accommodate Jennifer's eating trend of the week. Who doesn't like PEPPERONI? Yeah, I like my cardboard plain, with no taste please. It is hard to find good help. We tried to send the lackey back to get hot chocolate, which Jennifer said I could melt Hersey Kisses and milk.. poormans Swiss Miss, but we after about three second we requested booze instead, still waiting. We got the "99.9999999% sure not leaving the house".... "so your saying we have a chance?" Anyway, I LIKE SNOW!